When I rule the world.

When I rule the world:

1.  I am banning the wearing of muscle tees and wife beaters.

2.  If you hit your kid (especially in public) it is ok for everyone else to hit you.

3.  IF YOU LOCK YOUR DOG IN A CAR ON A HOT DAY IT IS OK, NO MANDATORY THAT YOU ARE EITHER RUN OVER BY SOMEONE OR ARE LOCKED IN A HOT CAR WITH WOOL BLANKETS ON YOU.

4.  Chocolate will be a diet food.  You'll actually lose weight by eating it.

5.  You'll have to have a special pass to be able to drive in the fast lane.  If you slow down too much, like, say 50 mph in a 65mph zone, or anything like that, then you will be driven THROUGH.


I called 911 yesterday on someone who had left their dog in the car.  I was at a Cracker Barrell restaurant (a customer) and the dog was in an out-of-town SUV, parked illegally in a handicapped spot, under a tree, with its windows cracked.  It was 84 degrees outside by the thermometer on my car.  I went back into the restaurant and their waiter said that they were sitting at a table by the window watching, and their air conditioner was on, but honestly, I couldn't hear the motor running.  So I called the police.  And while I was on the phone with the police, the owner came out and knocked on my car window to yell at me.   Then he turned around and went back into the restaurant, didn't even check on the dog.  Ass-wipe.  Now, granted, it was a Yorkie, and its not like the world REALLY needs another Yorkie.  But its the principle.  DON'T LEAVE YOUR DOG IN THE CAR!  If you must travel with your dog/s (DOG knows I would love to bring my dudes everywhere with me, but I don't), and you are hungry, get your food to go.  Better yet.  Get a dog sitter and leave the dog at home, where it will be comfortable.

Ok.  That's off my chest.

 

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