I had to create a goddamn fotobucket account to do it, but I'm going to post some stuff here so I can sell it.  Until I list prices, feel free to make me an offer I can't refuse.  If you're on Ravelry, most of this is there too.

Arucania Nature Cotton.  4 skeins.  Red. Obviously.

Pakucho Organic Cotton.  2 skeins.

Trendsetter Aura Antique.  3 balls.

I never did sell the duct-tape bag.  Here's some better pictures. 

And here's a picture of the reason for all of this.

Momma loves you little man.  I'd sell my blood if I could to make you better.